If you eat a pepper, and you have a pepper, and the second pepper is red, and you call a man in Albuquerque at 12:37 A.M on a sunday who is holding a GREEN pepper, while you're eating the second pepper, and your wife files for divorce because you don't ever take out the garbage or help her clean, and your cousin is buying three orange peppers in detroit while your father's twice-removed second cousin benny gets a blow-job from a 2,000 dollar hooker, and you forgot you just microwaved an egg for twenty minutes in the microwave as your house is being repossessed by the IRS, and your mother is dieing of a stroke...What's for dinner next tuesday?