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hi im teddy

2011-08-10 02:41:48 by SBman

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!
Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
tonight


Wow, lol.

2011-02-22 10:28:17 by SBman

Someone ran through my profile and voted down all of my comments, lol.

Someone either has way too much free time on their hands and needs to get a fucking hobby, or they're a VERY dedicated troll.

Wow, lol.


ME!

2010-03-04 18:08:07 by SBman

Been submitting random arts to this here site, and it's funny how yea' have to be scouted before people can see your work in the portal, which is why I use DA instead, heh. But, regardless, if you don't like my crappy pixel art, at least give the communist troll a smile!

ME!


THE ULTIMATE QUESTION

2009-03-01 04:53:59 by SBman

If you eat a pepper, and you have a pepper, and the second pepper is red, and you call a man in Albuquerque at 12:37 A.M on a sunday who is holding a GREEN pepper, while you're eating the second pepper, and your wife files for divorce because you don't ever take out the garbage or help her clean, and your cousin is buying three orange peppers in detroit while your father's twice-removed second cousin benny gets a blow-job from a 2,000 dollar hooker, and you forgot you just microwaved an egg for twenty minutes in the microwave as your house is being repossessed by the IRS, and your mother is dieing of a stroke...What's for dinner next tuesday?


Heh.

2008-11-13 22:15:29 by SBman
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